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..I hate that nagging feeling I get when I haven't written a post for a while.
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An example of what goes through my blog brain when I feel like I've neglected writing and have nothing of great importance to write about.
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I feel like the "blog gods" are grading me or something, and if I don't get a post in...I'll lose points.
Not points!
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I can't seem to put together a post all neatly wrapped up in a bow.
But.
I.
Don't.
Want.
To.
Lose.
Points.
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So.....
As not to neglect the blog, here are 10 thoughts that are of great importance.
(when I say "great" I mean very little.)
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1. Go freeze yourself some Mini Cadbury Eggs.
You can thank me later.
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2. I was given some darling pink balloons on my birthday.
3 weeks later they are still floating.
I think that's creepy.
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3. Sometimes the thickness of my hair makes it look like I'm wearing a Russian hat.
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4. I should resolve my addiction to Teddy Grahams and Orange Tic Tacs.
I'm 100% sure there is an ingredient in Orange Tic Tacs that is not right for the human body to ingest.
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...5. Brett, Jack, and I all took a nap for over 2 hours this afternoon.
Almost as delish as my recent diet.
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6. I desperately want someone to nominate me for What Not to Wear.
I think I could spend that $5000 well.
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7. I like Daylight Savings.
Although, Jack now goes to bed under the noon day sun.
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8. I'm totally in to the Hunger Games books.
For all of you that think books like these are immature and unsophisticated, I say...
After teaching 1st grade for years, to me anything beyond Mr. Brown Can Moo is sophisticated... so there.
If you want a fast, entertaining read...put down the Cat in the Hat and give these babies a whirl.
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9. Yesterday Brett came to the store with me and Jack and insisted on buying a jar of pickles.
I dropped that jar of pickles while I was unloading the cart at the checkout
and shouted $*%& as the pickles plummeted to the ground and shattered all over the floor.
It was like a moment after someone witnesses you falling and you try not to act embarrassed.
I'm pretty sure I muttered "Clean up on aisle 2," thinking it might be funny.
By the look on the checker's face, it wasn't.
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10. Putting Jack in the double shot to play on a Sunday afternoon is always a guaranteed great time.
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11. Brett just lovingly mocked my blogging and asked how it makes me feel when I get comments.
Busted.
And all you readers of this blog...Annie is out of town...so don't leave me hanging!
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I said I'd write 10...but there's 11.
Consider it extra credit.
