2.05.2011

Cali Day 3

DAY three
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Today is the day the Disney festivities officially began.
I woke up abnormally early from all of my anticipation and giddiness!
There's just something about the place...all the years spent visiting during my childhood, it's like I'm a little kid every time I go there.
It's particularly sentimental when I get to go with my family.
Again, it would've all been complete if only Kate, Dan, Lucy, and Isabel could've been there!
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Jack woke up with no idea what was in store for him!
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We were just down the street from the park, and we hopped on the shuttle and were there in a flash.
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We got to the park in plenty of time to get our strollers,
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stop and eat a chocolate croissant,
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laugh at Jack's attempt at throwing a fit,
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and march down main street.
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Our first ride was Buzz Lightyear.
We waited approximately 32 seconds in line.
It was glorious.
Jack was entirely entertained, his eyes were huge through the entire ride.
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Right next to Buzz Lightyear is the Astro Orbiter ride...or as I now like to call it...hell.
We don't typically take our time with this ride, but Hank and Max were lured in by it, so we figured we'd take Jack.
The line for this was about 15 minutes, and that was about 14 minutes too long for Jack. He wanted to play in all the landscaping along the ride, and was utterly beside himself when we stopped him. He hit his head on the ground, was crying and lunging all while we waited to get on.
Great start.
We finally got in our rocket, and Brett and I were smooshed real good. It started and went around and around and around, all while Jack cried and tried his best to leap from our high soaring rocket.
Trust me. It was hell.
I wish I had a picture of my face on this ride...pretty sure Annie got one as they were all trying not to laugh at me from below.
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Brett and Jack and I took a little break from the group for a minute after this to let Jack regroup. He was soon entertained by feeding the ducks Cheerios and we were back in business.
I'm happy to report, that after Astro Orbiter, there was no more crying on rides...from Jack or me.
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Then it was off to Pirates of the Caribbean. A fave for all of us.
Me, Brett, Jack, Annie, Hank, and my dad rode while Randy stayed out with my mom and Max (Max felt it was too freaky).
I was certain Jack would love it because last time I came, he was in my belly, and I rode it like 850 times.
We got in the back of our boat, and Jack immediately jumped from my arms to sit with his girlfriend Annie in the row in front of me.
I had Hank to hold my hand.
We were about 30 seconds into the ride, just sailing slowly past the old house at the beginning of the ride, when I suddenly heard Annie yell, "Oh no!" followed by a small splash in the water.
I was certain it was Annie's camera, but soon learned it was Jack's shoe! He had pulled off his hi-top and chucked it out of the boat.
I tried to throw myself to the back of the boat to save the most amazing shoe that's ever graced Jack's foot,
but it was too late.
We sailed away watching it bob up and down in the water like a little buoy.
After being absolutely stunned by what the little turd had just done, all we could do was laugh. If we hadn't taken his other shoe and socks off, they too would be floating in Pirates I'm sure.
I think he's feeling guilty here.
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I try to be an ultra prepared person, but an extra pair of SHOES was not something I had packed in our Disneyland bag.
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After getting off the ride, we told the workers what had happened to see if there was any way to retrieve it. They told us it probably had been carried off or sunken by then, and then took us to a little booth where they wrote us out a certificate for
one free pair of children's shoes anywhere in the park.
We assured them it was Jack's fault and not the rides, but they insisted that he couldn't possibly go throughout the day without shoes.
Amazing, right?
See why I love Disneyland?
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So, after that, we were on a mission to find Jack shoes for the day.
As you can see, he was pretty upset by the whole thing.
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I had really high expectations of some sweet light up Goofy shoes or something, but soon learned little itty bitty Jack feet take a shoe size not available anywhere in the park.
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We did our best and found some sweeeeet blue Crocs that were about 4 sizes too big.
We stuffed the toes, but he literally walked right out of them every step.
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So....
while I am happy to report that Jack's leash was not needed or used on the trip...
I was the parent with the kid running around in socks all day.
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So sue me.
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We didn't let it slow us down much. It was an action packed day.
in case you were wondering...I am, in fact, air punching
I think we were all a little jealous every time Jack snuck in a snooze.
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Jack particularly liked the Finding Nemo ride,
while I particularly like walking out from the Finding Nemo ride.
Right in front of our little eyes was none other than...
Christian Bale.
You know, Batman?
Newsies?
Golden Globe and SAG award winning Christian Bale!
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You should've seen my face!
There he was in a dirtball t-shirt and long hair, sitting with his daughter and a Disney escort waiting to go on the ride.
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I might have a new favorite celeb.
Since, we really connected and all.
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After we all stopped pooping our pants over Christian, Hank got the chance of a lifetime and was picked to be a student in the Star Wars Jedi-training program.
If only I had a picture of all of our faces watching. We were all proud as peacocks at our little Hank's mad light saber skills. Darth had nothing on him.
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We went on tons of rides...Jack wasn't scared of any of them...and we didn't wait in line longer than 5-10 minutes for anything.
The sun was shining.
It was dreamy.
We all felt pretty bad about missing the 7 degree weather at home.
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This is just a picture I got while Christian was riding Space Mountain behind us.
Ok...so maybe it was taken in June by the paps (papparazzi, you know).
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Jack jumped at any chance to be swung around.
Christian asked if I'd snap a photo of him and his family on Alice in Wonderland- I quite liked this shot.
This totally isn't a google image.
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At night, we went back to Pirates, and as we were riding, we saw on the opposite side of the river, near the fatal shoe incident, Jack's amazing little hi-top bobbing in the water. Way too far to be reached of course, we waved goodbye to it one more time.
What?
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We spent some time at Toontown that evening, where Jack got to meet Mickey, and he found some of his favorite entertainment of the day on a slide that he went down at least 1000 times.
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We ended the day with a late dinner in Tomorrowland.
Brett ended the day, having the hiccups for 3 hours straight (no lies).
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It was definitely an eventful day, full of lots of stories to tell. Jack's first day at Disneyland will definitely not be his last.
Let's get real here. I knew that there was a big chance that I'd be regretting my insistence that Jack would be just fine at Disneyland at the ripe age of 19 months.
Thankfully, I was right, and it was totally worth it.
He was a total blast.
I'll never forget the first day we got to spend the day at the Happiest Place on Earth with him.
And I'll never forget his amazing shoe, either.
R.I.P.

2.04.2011

Cali Day 2

DAY two
The recap resumes.
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After a slightly restless night of spending the hours of 2-4 am awake with a wide-eyed Jack, we awoke to the Griffin clan waiting at our door.
Breakfast ensued in our room as we all lounged around bed-faced for a while.
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After we all got ready, we headed out for a morning at the beach.
Brett took us to a near perfect spot on the Balboa Peninsula, where the sun was shining, and we ultimately had the beach to ourselves.
I think I'll plant some palm trees in my yard this summer.
They do wonders for my soul.s.
They do wonders for my soul.
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It wasn't a balmy day at the beach, per se, but we had plenty o' sunshine, and it felt amazing.
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The waves chased the boys, Jack threw sand, and my dad intensely hunted for some treasures. Brett found a sand dollar, my mom collected shells with Hank, Randy donated his "clothes" to a wet Hank, and Annie made out with Jack. I had a heated standoff with some seagulls who were up in my grill over some of Jack's Cheerios.
This picture makes me giggle.
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Max got the courage up to taunt the waves.
Minutes later, he was washed up by a wave.
Poor Mino head.
Completely soaked.
Wankier or die.
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There was a playground by the beach, and we ended our visit with about 999 trips down the slide for Max and Jack.
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We went to the Crab Cooker for lunch, and it was delish.
The clouds rolled in, and we enjoyed a downpour from inside.
high quality photo! it's all I had from lunch!
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When we got back to our place, it was nap time for all...glorious, glorious nap time.
Naps on trips are the best.
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Annie and my dad headed to the grocery store and prepped us for a lovely dining-in experience in our room for the evening.
(the place we stayed was so amazing...totally stocked kitchen...and perfect for all of our needs)
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It was a night of spaghetti, licorice, more fireworks from the rooftop, and I went to bed crying because I caught the last 20 minutes of Toy Story 3 as I was getting ready for bed.
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This was pretty much a perfect day.
A perfect mix of entertainment and relaxation.
And like with all of the days on the trip...the only thing missing was the Ross family.
We missed them every second!

2.03.2011

Cali Day 1

California has come and gone.
It was the best time.
To say that I am sad to be back to life is an understatement.
So...I'll ease my pain by re-capping it.
A post for each day.
Starting.....
now!
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DAY one
The morning couldn't come fast enough.
I was so giddy to take off on our little getaway.
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Grandpa Shermie picked my mom and dad up and they met us at our house.
Then we were off to the airport.
We arrived with a comfortable hour and a half before our plane was to depart.
Bags checked.
Through security.
And...
Our plane was delayed for almost 3 hours.
It was a bit anticlimactic out of the shoot... but we managed to keep ourselves pretty entertained and preoccupied.
I think Jack had a good majority of the people at the airport entertained as well.
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It was particularly entertaining as Brett sauntered off--twirling Jack around and giving him a ride on his shoulders. Apparently Jack had had a few too many snacks during the wait and threw up on Brett's head.
Thankfully, Brett was wearing a hat.
It was really disgusting.
And really funny.
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Luckily, it was only a fluke- and Jack was just fine after that.
He crashed in my arms while we loaded the plane, and slept until take off.
Then...he was bright eyed and bushy tailed for the flight.
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He was a really good little boy the whole way.
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We got our rental car and got to Annie and Randy's time-share in the late afternoon.
Jack was hammered from all of the day's commotion.
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The Griffin's arrived (by car) shortly after, and the real festivities began.
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We ate dinner at a diner in the shopping area right by our place...and we all marveled at the amount of meat consumed by Brett, and Hank's new found love of a Caesar Salad.
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We walked back to our place, and it felt amazing to goof around outside without freezing our buns off.
After we got back, we retreated to the rooftop of the hotel, and watched ourselves some Disneyland fireworks.
Jack was mesmerised.
I'm pretty sure this officially when Jack's love affair with Annie started for the trip.
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We had the best set up with my mom and dad sharing a 2 bdrm/2bath suite with me, Brett, and Jack.
Annie's family was 2 doors down, which made it quite conducive to do a fair share of room hopping.
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Now...just you wait for days 2-5.
I bet you'll be jealous.
( and trust me...there are way cooler pictures to come)

1.12.2011

The day I bought a leash.

Today I bought a leash.
For my child.
Go on ahead...judge me.
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But, you see...in approximately 2 1/2 weeks we will go on a little adventure to Disneyland.
With my child.
On a leash.
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So maybe I never thought I'd be that parent.
But, I also never had the most adorable little puppy of a son that loves to run (not walk) in a place such as Disneyland.
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What are you going to do?
(And don't even think of saying...don't take your 19 month old to Disneyland).
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The good news is...the box refers to it as a harness- not a leash, and it even says it's for his own safety...
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And the even better news is--as for today-- Jack loves it.
He's been up to all his old tricks while wearing it around the house.
I even saw him chasing his tail when I wasn't holding onto it.
So, yes I am that parent.
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In other ramblings...
I have done a terrible job lately documenting the musings of Jack.
Already 19 months old...and a hilarious little creature.
He really has the funniest little personality, and he constantly has us cracking up.
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Jack is fast. Really fast.
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He loves himself a show...particularly that of the Pixar nature + Kung Fu Panda & Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (please tell me you've seen it--so amazing).
He will sit and watch a show like no other.
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He loves helping and putting things away.
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He's recently learned to climb onto things, and finds himself incredibly entertained by getting onto his train table carrying one toy at a time.
...He eats Special K for breakfast.
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He can say more than he will.
Jack much more prefers to babble in some unknown dialect.
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He loves his blanket more today than ever. So much, in fact, that he has 2 of the same blanket.
He laughs out of pure joy whenever he sees it.
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Jack will kiss anyone. Anytime.
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He is starting to perfect the art of a tantrum...but lacks the ability to stick with it for very long.
A Jack tantrum usually consists of falling on the ground, breathing deeply, and then starting to laugh after about 10 seconds.
(mid-tantrum)..
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He is obsessed with basketball. He's totally in to palming his little basketball.
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He is impossible to take a still...smiling...picture of. He's much too busy for the posing act.
(which is why 87% of all pictures of Jack are with him in front of the TV...it is literally the only way I can get him to hold still).
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(See? When he's smiling...he's moving)
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He is still a tub-lover, though he has a recent obsession of showering with Brett.
(I'll leave the pictures out on this one).
He insists on waiting until all the water is completely drained from the tub before getting out, and flops around like a fish out of water and finds it hilarious....
(I find him hilarious.)
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Jack tends to wake up wet in the morning. He wears nighttime diapers and all. But the kid can pee..what can I say?
A few recent mornings I have stripped him down and as temporary clothing, thrown one of my shirts on him.
He rocks a mean undertee.
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He is so freaking adorable.
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I think it is fair to say that Jack is lovable on all counts.
Surprising for a kid on a leash...but he's pretty much loved on all counts, too.

1.08.2011

Smiling in the Blue Bells

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Thinking of you today, Grandpa.
And every day.
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. And as I picture you, I see this....
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A perfectly beautiful day with you...
.smiling in the blue bells....
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I miss you.
I love you.
Always.